Russell Brand totally wants Katy Perry back. Allegedly
This story is made up of wild imagination and fan fiction and "sources" and bird feathers. It's from the Daily Mail:
"Seems like Russell Brand's dealing with a severe case of 'you don't know what you've got until it's gone.' THERE'S MEDICATION FOR THAT. The British comic is said to be 'seething with jealously' after ex-wife Katy Perry was pictured at music festival Coachella last month in a romantic clinch with Robert Ackroyd of band Florence And The Machine. And it allegedly prompted the actor to send her a long email admitting that he 'gave up' on their marriage too soon. FOR CONVENIENCE'S SAKE, RUSSELL FORWARDS CC'D A COPY TO THE DAILY MAIL. SAVED EVERYONE A LOT OF TIME. Brand filed for divorce from Perry in December and cited 'irreconcilable differences' as the reason for the split. But now it appears a touch of the green-eyed monster has caused him to think things over. It has been reported BY VOICES IN JOHN TRAVOLTA'S PANTS that Russell sent the 27-year-old singer an emotional e-mail in which he has asked for a second chance and said ending their 14 month marriage was a 'mistake'. A source close to the 36-year-old told Grazia, 'Word has it Russell was "seething with jealousy" when he saw pictures of her with Rob. He apparently feels he gave up on their relationship too easily.' The source continued, 'It's fair to say that Russell only wishes Katy happiness SURE. ABSOLUTELY. HAPPINESS AND BALDNESS but perhaps he should have realised just how special his wife was when he was married to her rather than five months later.' When Russell filed for divorce at the end of last year, it was reported that he did not agree with Katy's partying lifestyle and he told her to 'tone it down'. Added to the fact that Katy was on a mammoth tour it seems their marriage ultimately paid the cost ... Yesterday the California Gurls singer tweeted a line from Forrest Gump: 'Dear God make me a bird, so I can fly far far far away from here. Which could possibly be a sign that she might be thinking things over as well. YES, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS. WHAT ELSE COULD IT MEAN? THAT KATY PERRY LIKES TO QUOTE INANE LINES FROM OVER-RATED CRAP MOVIES?