Jennifer Lopez' manager should probably shut up

Oh. Wait. No, it looks like all this TMI is happening with the approval of J.Lo herself, seeing as she's on the cover of the magazine her manager is talking to. Which is even weirder and creepier. Radaronline has this:

"Apparently Jennifer Lopez doesn’t follow her manager’s advice when it comes to her personal life!  In the April 2012 issue of Vogue, Benny Medina, Lopez’s manager and business partner of several years, reveals why his client and close friend isn’t able to maintain a healthy relationship with a man – and RadarOnline.com has the details. “The thing that I always sort of wished is that she would give herself time to just naturally meet someone, instead of having obsessive guys pursue her,” Medina says about Jennifer’s ‘serial monogamy.’ “The ease with which that obsession becomes a relationship I think sometimes works against her ability to have a real meaningful relationship. And she never half does anything. When she commits to anything in her work, her life, or her relationships, she is in it.” RadarOnline.com exclusively reported earlier this year, that Lopez’s soon-to-be ex-husband Marc Anthony advised the superstar to see a psychiatrist to determine why she is incapable of being alone. Medina, who is the godfather of Lopez’s twins, also divulges a conversation he had with his pal about her new, much-younger boyfriend Casper Smart. “She’s not oblivious to her own reality right now, as in, ‘Damn, I’m 42 with a 24-year-old. Why?’ We talked about it yesterday,” he explains. “She was just like, ‘It’s not even the age, Benny. It’s actually that I just came out of a relationship where I felt like I was kind of not getting what I needed. And I’m open! So somebody who steps in right now and is actually touching me in a way – it’s very fertile ground!’ FREE ADVICE OF THE DAY: DON'T LET RANDOM STRANGERS TOUCH YOUR FERTILE GROUND WITHOUT GLOVES. ”

National anthem of Kazakhstan is 'Living La Vida Loca?"

Via The Daily What.

Seven Minutes in Heaven with Paul Rudd

Naughty news anchors

... well, naughty if you have a dirty mind. Which I don't. So I don't understand what everyone is snickering about. WARNING: only if you have a dirty mind.

Sacha Baron Cohen vs. Ryan Seacrest

Here it is. The highlight of last night. (And that includes the Ben & Jerry's Red Velvet Cake ice cream (which is a real thing that exists), which I ate while watching the Oscars. It's really not very nice. It looks like strawberry ice cream but, of course, tastes nothing like strawberry, so every bite is confusing). And, BTW, I don't care if this was all rehearsed and Ryan Seacrest knew all about it. So there.

Zac Efron drops a condom on the red carpet. Allegedly

Other things it could be 1) A book of matches. 2) A small piece of toast. 3) Post-it notes. 4) A square of chocolate. 5) Half a playing card.

Via ONTD.

The Finnish president's husband is a big fan of princess breasts

I'm not sure what his name is, but I think it may be Creepy von Leerson III. Or perhaps Sir Failman Ogleheimer.

Adele has a sex tape?

Or, perhaps, this is just proof that French tabloids are as excellent as the ones we're used to. If you can read French, you can check it out here. I can't. I'm utterly hopeless and all I have is this from 411mania:

"A purported sex tape of Adele is allegedly hitting the internet. A French website reports that paparazzo Jean Claude Elfassi has announced on his blog that he will broadcast uncensored images from the tape on Friday. The magazine Public says that they have the images as well. The tape was allegedly made by her ex-boyfriend who has decided to publish it as revenge. Adele posted a tweet a couple of days ago saying "I hate the paparazzi," leading to speculation that this may be why."

BUT WAIT! Turns out it's all a fraudy fraud and Adele is having none of it. The Telegraph has this:

"The 23-year-old immediately made clear that she had not appeared in the tape and instructed top law firm Schillings to take legal action. The claims were described as “untrue and grossly defamatory”. A spokesman for Adele said it was "100 per cent false". The hoax tape was alleged to have been made by the singer’s former boyfriend who inspired some of her most successful songs. At her 18th birthday party she told him she was falling in love with him. But four hours later he is said to have left her for one of her gay male friends. Adele has never disclosed the man’s identity but did reveal that he had tried to claim a share of the songwriting royalties on the grounds that he had inspired the lyrics."

Worst thing ever. Today

There is not enough drugs in the world to begin to deal with this. Via The Daily What.

Billy Bob Thornton to make film inspired by marriage to Angelina Jolie

Well, if that isn't just a lovely Valentine's Day piece of news for Angelina. Her ex Billy Bob Thornton is, according to Vulture, planning "an "ethereal" story about a man on a road trip who picks up a wild woman." The film will be called And then we Drove. (Damn. That would have been such a good name for a Drive sequel).

No word on whether the inhabitants of the car will be wearing vials of each other's blood and get matching tattoos. Or whether the soundtrack will feature Katy Perry's new, cheerful "Bleep You Ex-spouse Song."

But wait, according to The Telegraph, Billy Bob told the press at the Berlin film festival that, "When people split up, people like to make up stories about how they are against each other. Well, this was never true, it never has been and never will be, and I'll love her until the end of my life and she'll love me - as friends." Maybe the movie will be full of wistful longing and creepy references to the since-removed Billy Bob tattoo.