... well, let's just hear what she had to say at her birthday party:
Except, don't get all outraged, because that pot talk was just a joke, according to Kelly Osbourne:
... well, let's just hear what she had to say at her birthday party:
Except, don't get all outraged, because that pot talk was just a joke, according to Kelly Osbourne:
Kirk Cameron's friends really know how to throw a party. A terrifyingly grim party that makes you want to cry. To make Kirk Cameron feel better, here is a list of things that are sadder than Kirk Cameron's birthday party: 1) The Rapture hasn't happened yet. 2) Wet, shivering kittens. 3) The woman standing in the doorway has run out of Xanax. 4) Someone's only getting half a sub. 5) The light streaming in from above is not the light of Jesus.
Via Finding Joy.
A baker named Vivian made the Firefly cupcakes for her husband's birthday. For my birthday I would like the exact same thing, plus this. Via Buzzfeed.
My bull-bleep detector went RING! DING! RING! when I read this, but it's too good not to share.
From The Guardian:
"Nicolas Cage has reportedly revealed that he will eat only animals who mate in a dignified fashion, a dietary preference which apparently rules out pork. According to the Sun, the Oscar-winning actor is happy to eat fish or poultry because their love lives are more decorous.
"I have a fascination with fish, birds, whales – sentient life – insects, reptiles," says Cage, who is currently getting great reviews for his performance as a drug-addled detective in Werner Herzog's Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call – New Orleans, a quasi-remake of Abel Ferrara's 1992 tale of a destructive cop.
He continues: "I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex. I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds.
"But pigs, not so much. So I don't eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl."
Malene’s interests and hobbies include Schadenfreude, sci-fi and fantasy (good and bad alike), hilarious hair pieces, age-inappropriate celebrity crushes, messed-up starlets, waiting for the next Star Trek movie, hating Björk, creative profanity, disobedient robots, fake celebrity relationships, post-apocalyptic dread, singing super-villains, baseball, David Beckham (but only when he keeps his mouth shut), vampires and knitting tiny sweaters for her seven cats. That’s not true. Maybe.
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