This could, of course, be an elaborate practical joke but it kinda sorta looks real. (I don't understand what they're saying because, contrary to what 96 per cent of everybody I've ever met believe, I, a Dane, do not speak Dutch). It could also be a sign that we, as a species, need to really take a long, hard look at how we're doing and what this kind of behaviour is going to lead to. I mean, no salt and pepper? Everybody knows it's all in the seasoning.
According to the Daily What: "Dennis Storm and Valerio Zeno, co-hosts of Proefkonijnen (Test Rabbits) had a surgeon extract a piece of their body, which a chef then prepared in a frying pan with sunflower oil. “We didn’t add any salt or pepper because we wanted to know what it tasted like,” Storm told ABCNews.com. Asked about the experience, Storm said there was really nothing special about the taste of human meat, but “it is weird to look into the eyes of a friend when you are chewing on his belly.”
PS: NOTE TO ALL OTHER TV HOSTS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD: It doesn't matter what you do from now on. You can throw yourselves out from helicopters every day while juggling live snakes. You will never be able to top this. Oh, wait. How about if you eat a piece of your dog? Or, even better, have your toddler eat a piece of your dog. That's it. That would be better than this. You're welcome.
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE VIDEO - narrated by someone who sounds like he's about to vomit huge chunks of disapproval and righteous indignation. I tend to think that particular tone of voice should be reserved for Toddlers and Tiaras.
Stargazing blog by Malene Arpe
Malene’s interests and hobbies include Schadenfreude, sci-fi and fantasy (good and bad alike), hilarious hair pieces, age-inappropriate celebrity crushes, messed-up starlets, waiting for the next Star Trek movie, hating Björk, creative profanity, disobedient robots, fake celebrity relationships, post-apocalyptic dread, singing super-villains, baseball, David Beckham (but only when he keeps his mouth shut), vampires and knitting tiny sweaters for her seven cats. That’s not true. Maybe.
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