What to Expect when You're Expecting premiere

I will never see this movie, but I very much like this picture of Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz smiling their genuine smiles for the cameras. J.Lo is all like, "why is this woman wearing a crocheted doily? I'm scared." and Cameron is all, "Why would anyone take a bedspread from the Boring Acres Senior's Home and make it into a dress? I'm scared."

You want more? Here they are again with Brooklyn Decker, Elizabeth Banks and Anna Kendrick.

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Rihanna has reptile breasts (not really)

Well, sorta. At least while making the video for "Where have you Been?" It's a look that could catch on. Particularly if you're a woman looking to attract a single, eligible dinosaur with a steady income and a sense of humour, who's looking for a long-term relationship. Via Buzzfeed.

 

Justin Bieber's pants fall down

I'm sure it's on purpose and carefully planned. That doesn't make it look any less idiotic. The pics are from something called 102.7 KIIS FM's Wango Tango at The Home Depot Center in California. You'd think that it being at the Home Depot Center and all, someone could have found Justin a piece of rope to keep those trousers up and some buckshot to take care of the rodent hanging from said falling-down trousers. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

 

Costume Institute arrivals

Here is my favourite Gwyneth dazzling the crowd with her side-boob at last night's the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute gala benefit, celebrating Elsa Schiaparelli and Miuccia Prada.

 

 

Naturally, after seeing this dress, all the other celebrities - including Beyonce, Jaime King, Renee Zellweger and Christina Ricci - realized they looked like washer-women and refused to be photographed from the front.

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Best Bat signal ever. Today

From Reddit. (Thank you, Garnet).

Val Kilmer takes his glasses off

Sometimes I forget how hot he used to be. (Via Buzzfeed).

Meanwhile, of course, Horatio Caine is all like, "anyone can take their glasses off. It takes a real man to put them on."

J.Lo: what in the snakey snake are you wearing?

REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni & AP Photo/Chris Pizzello.

Justin Bieber t-shirts look great on Soldiers

So, a redditor named vchama did a tour with the Marines. His mom, who's obviously awesome, sent him four Justin Bieber shirts. This was the result.

UPDATE: Several readers have informed me that these fine soldiers are indeed Canadians, specifically from the RCR. Thank you, Dave and Chris.

Via The Daily What.

 

Sales of turquoise just shot up by 500 per cent

Turquoise producers of the world just peed their pants in excitement. What are the odds of Duchess Kate and Beyonce looking like this on the same day?

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What is going on here?

A) It's spring and the birds are building their nests. B) Welcome to Best of German Hair 2012. C) Suddenly, I want to buy a wicker chair.

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