A) As a rule the red ones are timid and inquisitive while the blue ones mainly want to rip off your ears with their teeth. B) Lady Gaga's personal bodyguards finally got their new uniforms. C) The follow-up to Avatar takes place in a world of poetry, wonder, aquatic plants and bad face paint.
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Not that I would know what that looks like. Anyhighrentbordellosonlyforme, Christina Aguilera is selling her house, so a whole slew of pictures have appeared online. Here is a selection. Via The Berry.
It's a shame I can neither afford not fit into any of these clothes, because if there is anything that would make me (briefly) consider designer clothes it might just be Game of Thrones. Not that I would have anywhere to wear something like this. So, really, it wouldn't work out. But, still ... if every purchase came with a baby dragon.
The L.A. Times has this: "Helmut Lang has debuted a line of clothing directly inspired by HBO's lavish fantasy series "Game of Thrones," set to return for its second season on April 1. It may seem counter-intuitive, considering just how many memorable moments from the first season of the series, based on the novels by George R.R. Martin, involved characters in stages of undress. But the vaguely medieval look of the Seven Kingdoms had made its way across the Sunset Sea to New York for Fashion Week. Helmut Lang's creative directors Nicole and Michael Colovos admit to using the fantasy series as an inspiration for the current set of clothes. The line, which appeared on the runway this week, features enough boots, leggings and leather to qualify for a decent armor class (for the RPG players out there)."
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1) After he is done at the premiere, Richard Grieco is going to come hang out in your garden, only occasionally sneaking a peek in your windows. 2) It took him three hours and 17 minutes to get the jeans frayed just so. 3) Richard Grieco needs a hug.
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Here he is in Berlin at the premiere of Side by Side.
And here is another look at his nasty sneakers. It is, of course, possible that they're some sort of designer-decorated, decayed-on-purpose, $500 shoes. But somehow I doubt it.
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Possible reasons Jennifer is naked while Paul is clothed: 1) She wants to show Angelina Jolie how hot she looks. 2) She's having hot flashes. 3) Because a woman, even if she's a 43-year-old, successful and accomplished person, must at all times be ready to "get naughty" while the man and his receeding hairline is allowed to wear a shirt.
Cover via Just Jared.
People has this from the interview with more than you ever wanted to know about Jennifer's dead dogs: "While she's constantly denying pregnancy rumors, Jennifer Aniston can confirm that she and Justin Theroux have recently become parents – to a new puppy. "Yes," she told GQ in its March issue. "We got a dog." The actress joined her Wanderlust costar and longtime friend Paul Rudd for a joint interview, which began with a proud display of pictures of the rescued pit bull-boxer mix named Sophie. Aniston further elaborated on her dog situation. "We have one white shepherd [Dolly], but I had another dog [Norman] who died last year," she said. "We actually have three dead dogs on our mantel right now. The whole mantel is dead dogs. Their ashes. It's kind of morbid." Rudd disagreed. "Morbid would be the way that I first imagined it, with three dogs stuffed on your mantel." "Don't think I didn't think about it!" Aniston replied. "Or hold his little paw and think, Would it be weird if I turned this into a key chain?" She didn't do that, of course, and opted instead to keep Norman's ashes in memoriam. "What's interesting is, the dogs," she said, "tiny little tin can. Not much in there. Big body, big ashes. Little dog, not so much."
Once upon a time, a terrifying creature visited earth in search of human ears and monkey innards. All who saw her fled screaming. But just when those people thought they were safe, her assistant - The Cleaner - showed up to finish the job. And then, just as suddenly as they had arrived, the horrible duo was gone, leaving legions of earless, confused victims and monkeys without kidneys. (AP Photo/Daniel Ochoa de Olza).
I know I've often asked myself: "Myself, wouldn't I look amazing if I could only find a pair of leggings that made me look like I'd been skinned and preserved?" Today is my lucky day because Black Milk Clothing sells these elegant leggings for the low, low price of $75. And remember, it's always okay to wear leggings instead of pants. It's practically the same thing and those around you will appreciate it and talk about your well-developed fashion sense. Just ask Christina Aguilera. Warning: with these particular leggings, small dogs may start gnawing on your legs, but I think that's a minor price to pay. Via Buzzfeed.
A) A new and ground-breaking development in the fight against bird flu. B) I'm never watching National Geographic's Avian Wonders again. Never. C) And then the Great Bird Overlord decreed that all humans must comply with the new rules of attire or be pecked to death in the public square ... D) Disapproving Bird disapproves.
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Malene’s interests and hobbies include Schadenfreude, sci-fi and fantasy (good and bad alike), hilarious hair pieces, age-inappropriate celebrity crushes, messed-up starlets, waiting for the next Star Trek movie, hating Björk, creative profanity, disobedient robots, fake celebrity relationships, post-apocalyptic dread, singing super-villains, baseball, David Beckham (but only when he keeps his mouth shut), vampires and knitting tiny sweaters for her seven cats. That’s not true. Maybe.
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