By Andrew Salomone via Neatorama.
... so this isn't really destroying any happy childhood memories of enjoying a fun-fun drink while laughing and laughing and playing with puppies while idiotically believing everything would turn out well instead of how it ended up ... what? Right. This is a funny picture. Kudos to the bus-advertising-wrapper. Via Buzzfeed.
Just so we're clear: It doesn't matter how many blueberries and chocolate chips you put in your batter. N. Shields at saipancakes posts pancakes that are so much greater than your pancakes.
Apparently we've been placing the sandwich contents wrong all these years. This helpful chart explains how to do it better. It does, however, not explain the following: 1) What is that meat? 2) Why would anyone eat something that looks like that? 3) Is it made of old band-aids? 4) Is it made of ick? 5) Will it make you die?
Via Buzzfeed.
I don't have many talents, but one thing I can do is open a beer with almost everything (examples include another beer, a lighter, the edge of a table, a sword (oh, yes), remote control, belt buckle, can of beans, a shovel) so I'm not terribly impressed by this:
Via Buzzfeed.
Here is your cautionary tale of the day: Don't fiddle with the trouser schnitzel while pursued by police. I think we can all benefit from this lesson.
"An Australian man who stuffed chicken down his pants and threatened to shoot a check-out assistant at a Tasmanian supermarket has pleaded guilty to robbery. Christopher Sullivan, 50, rolled his car at the Country Club roundabout as he was fleeing the Woolworths supermarket in Prospect. "It was the items that he concealed in his pants that interfered with his control of the vehicle," defence lawyer Evan Hughes said. "He was attempting to re-adjust the schnitzel when the accident occurred." Sullivan pleaded guilty to the robbery at the Supreme Court in Launceston. Sullivan entered the supermarket about 10pm on March 3, 2010. Prosecutor John Ransom said Sullivan put the chicken down his trousers, selected two cans of pet food and went to the checkout. Sullivan put his hand in his pocket and said to the female check-out attendent: "Now give me all the money, I have a gun in my pocket." He also said there was another person in the store who would shoot the woman if she "tried" anything, and told her to wait three minutes after he left. Sullivan was arrested after the crash and had a blood alcohol reading of 0.14. He failed to appear in the Supreme Court in August that year and was extradited to Tasmania after being arrested in Victoria on March 28. Justice Peter Evans jailed him for nine months and disqualified him from driving for nine months after that."
Via Arbroath.
Yes, it's Star Wars Day, so let's have some cupcakes.
Or, if you prefer, have some Star Trek meat instead:
Via Pink Cake Box, Cupcakes Take the Cake, Cake Creations by Yami, Foodie Buddha, The Geek Twins.
Malene’s interests and hobbies include Schadenfreude, sci-fi and fantasy (good and bad alike), hilarious hair pieces, age-inappropriate celebrity crushes, messed-up starlets, waiting for the next Star Trek movie, hating Björk, creative profanity, disobedient robots, fake celebrity relationships, post-apocalyptic dread, singing super-villains, baseball, David Beckham (but only when he keeps his mouth shut), vampires and knitting tiny sweaters for her seven cats. That’s not true. Maybe.
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