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Mildly amusing SNL skit

It just gets worse and worse doesn't it? But this was pretty funnny:

The Evolution of the Hipster

From Paste Magazine. And I want to make it very clear that I've never owned a Vespa or a trucker hat.

John Mayer makes everything better

Tiger Woods needs to call John Mayer right away. He'll have a talk with Tiger's wife and everything will be better. Then John can move on to mediate between the warring factions in Afghanistan and when that is settled, there's that inter-galactic crisis in the region of GLaznArkn 9 to clean up.

The Daily News has this: "Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be getting back together - with the help of an unlikely friend. John Mayer was spotted playing relationship counselor to the exes when they ran into each other at NYC hot spot Butter on Monday night. And Mayer may have worked a miracle. "Lindsay and Sam didn't arrive together," says a partygoer. "Lindsay walked in, and the two said a quick hello, but then Linds went to the table where John was sitting." According to the source, Sam eventually came over to the table but sat far away on the opposite side - much to LiLo's dismay. "Lindsay looked upset that Sam hadn't come over to her, and she started whispering to John, who looked like he was trying to calm her down," says the snitch. "She looked pretty angry. Then John got up and went to talk to Sam." We're not sure what he crooned to the famed deejay, but it must have been pretty convincing: Ronson got up with Mayer and went over to La Lohan just a few minutes later. The source notes that after Mayer's intervention, the tumultuous twosome spent much of the night talking and laughing. La Lohan even ended the evening looking content - and (dare we say it?) stable. "Lindsay seemed happier than she has in ages," the spy says. "Sam eventually got up and deejayed for a while, and Lindsay kept standing up and looking over to the deejay booth, smiling."  In between watching Ronson, Lohan hung out with the likes of movie critic Ben Lyons and singer/songwriter Blake Ian. Mayer, having done his good deed for the week, ducked out before Linds and Sam did - but not without a hug from LiLo and a more-than-friendly goodbye from a scantily clad blond.  "Lindsay and Sam both stayed past 3," the partygoer says. "They didn't leave together, but they definitely ended the night on good terms."

Happy Thanksgiving, Americans

Oprah yells a lot

(thank you, Garnet)

What happened to the Shady Oaks workers in Up?

Really, Ben Muroney?

Just received this news release from CTV. I will certainly be watching etalk tonight. And, no, I don't know why the transcript is in all-caps.

"etalk’s Ben Mulroney chatted with Adam Lambert just minutes after his crazy performance at the American Music Awards last night in Los Angeles. Below is a brief transcript of Ben’s backstage interview, viewers can catch the full exclusive interview tonight on etalk (7 p.m. ET on CTV).

BEN - SO I FOUND OUT FROM MY PRODUCERS THAT WHEN YOU DID THAT THING ON STAGE…
ADAM - WHAT THING?
BEN - THE GUYS HEAD AND THE CROTCH HEAD THING, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'D CALL IT
ADAM - WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT? THE CROTCH HEAD THING?
BEN - I'D CALL IT A GREAT MOMENT OF TELEVISION
ADAM - ME TOO, WELL THANK YOU!
BEN – THE TWITTERVERSE WENT NUTS, YOU HAVE A LOT OF POWER OVER THOSE PEOPLE
ADAM - WELL IT'S NOT ABOUT POWER, IT'S JUST ABOUT ENTERTAINMENT. THAT'S THE WHOLE, THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO PUT OUT THERE, THAT'S WHY I CALLED THE ALBUM THAT, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE, PEOPLE WANT TO LIKE OPEN THEIR EYES UP AND PEOPLE WANT TO BE SURPRISED AND WANT TO BE LIKE OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID THAT AND THAT'S MY FAVOURITE TYPE OF PERFORMER, A PERFORMER THAT DOES THAT. TONIGHT MY FAVOURITE PERFORMANCE WAS LADY GAGA FOR EXAMPLE, SHE SMASHED WHISKY BOTTLES ALL OVER HER PIANO, I WENT 'I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DID THAT' THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO REMEMBER FROM BEING IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT WAS THAT PERFORMANCE."

Paula Deen hit in the face with a ham

Everyone is very excited about this. I personally have no idea who Paula Deen is because I don't A) Watch cooking shows. B) Cook. But apparently she's a big deal. And quite frankly, if people are getting hit in the face with hams, it doesn't matter if they're famous or not. Ham + face = comedy.

HBO warnings

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