There are at least five and a half minutes of writhing packed into under two and a half minutes of video. That's amazing and may be a record of some sort. Via ONTD.
Everybody's peeing their pants over this dead Tupac Coachella hologram thing. I just cringe thinking of the other possible uses for this technology. What immediately comes to mind is Dead Hologram Grandma making an appearance at her own funeral. Or Dead Favourite Dog curled up in his little holographic basket. Rich Dead Uncle reading his own will to the family. The possibilities are endless and super-disturbing. You know what will happen. We'll all become used to seeing the dead intermingle with the living. And then, when the zombies come, we will not recognize what's happening and we will all be eaten and the world will be populated solely by holograms until the electricity runs out. Then there will be nothing left but beautiful animals. Do you want the beautiful animals to win? No? Then don't support the necro-hologram conglomerates.
WARNING: Apart from the wrongness of the whole enterprise, there is, of course, foul language to last you a very long, long time. So, if that doesn't agree with you, don't watch/listen.
Never in the history of everything have any two people managed to look so bored doing anything. They make music, sign language and being devastatingly good looking come across as the three dreariest things ever. Good work.
Malene’s interests and hobbies include Schadenfreude, sci-fi and fantasy (good and bad alike), hilarious hair pieces, age-inappropriate celebrity crushes, messed-up starlets, waiting for the next Star Trek movie, hating Björk, creative profanity, disobedient robots, fake celebrity relationships, post-apocalyptic dread, singing super-villains, baseball, David Beckham (but only when he keeps his mouth shut), vampires and knitting tiny sweaters for her seven cats. That’s not true. Maybe.
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