This should put you off your breakfast. Unless you're really keen on seeing someone dig around her nose with a tissue to bring on a sneeze that makes her look like she belongs tied up on a bed while the local exorcist does his exorcism thing.
Like this. To Men's Journal. About the fact that he was supposed to have been on one of the 9/11 planes:
“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.’”
TMZ has this: "Mark Wahlberg's claim that he would've been able to single-handedly over-power the 9/11 terrorists and prevent a plane from crashing is completely "disrespectful" ... so says the widow of one of the REAL heroic victims who RUSHED THE COCKPIT on that fateful day. TMZ spoke with Deena Burnett-Bailey - whose husband Thomas Burnett phoned her from that fateful flight saying, "I know we're going to die. There's three of us who are going to do something about it." Burnett-Bailey tells us, "Does Mark Wahlberg have a pilot's license? Then I think hindsight is 20/20 and it's insignificant to say what you would have done if you weren't there." She adds, "The plan for Flight 93 was foiled by heroes. For him to speculate that his presence on board could have stopped everything is silly and disrespectful. Sounds like someone is grandstanding." We called Wahlberg for comment - so far, no word back."
In 2007, Mark Wahlberg talked to The Star's Peter Howell: "[Wahlberg] had originally booked to fly from hometown Boston to Los Angeles the following morning, but changed his mind and went with some friends to the Toronto International Film Festival to see movies and party. But for that impulse, he'd have been on one of the two L.A-bound Boston jets crashed by the 9/11 hijackers. "We chartered a plane to Toronto and we had a lot of fun that night drinking Canadian beer, which is much stronger than U.S. beer. I woke up in the morning, in this very hotel (the Four Seasons) and people were calling and beating on my door. It was hard to wake up that morning. But then there was the shock of seeing the television."
I kinda thought they were already but, once again, I'm mistaken.
Us has this: "Life in plastic, it's fantastic! Barbie, the ultimate career gal who loves to dress up, is teaming up with three new likeminded friends: Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian! A source tells the new Us Weekly, on stands Friday, that the reality stars will be immortalized as Barbie's pals in an upcoming limited-edition doll line. "The dolls will reflect the girls' measurements and may even comes in Kardashian-designed outfits," says a source. Kim, 31, appears to already have struck up a friendship with the world's most famous doll. "Merry Christmas Barbs!" she tweeted on Christmas. "I'm sure we'll be seeing lots of each other [in 2012]. Shopping soon!"
And here's a tip for free: Don't Google "mutilated Barbie" or "naked Barbie." And don't ask me how I know that's a bad thing. But do take a look at these pretty great pieces of jewelry by Margaux Lange:
Just in case you saw this fake cover of People swimming around on the web and thought it was all kinds of real and went, "good for him" or "oh no, now the werewolf will never marry me because I'm a girl," you should know that it's all kinds of faking fake. And also, if you want to make believable fake magazine covers don't use one that with a five-year-old Brad Pitt picture as a template. Dilettante fake-maker. Via THR.
Malene’s interests and hobbies include Schadenfreude, sci-fi and fantasy (good and bad alike), hilarious hair pieces, age-inappropriate celebrity crushes, messed-up starlets, waiting for the next Star Trek movie, hating Björk, creative profanity, disobedient robots, fake celebrity relationships, post-apocalyptic dread, singing super-villains, baseball, David Beckham (but only when he keeps his mouth shut), vampires and knitting tiny sweaters for her seven cats. That’s not true. Maybe.
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