... even when they have their annual two-for-one sale.
Via Buzzfeed.
... even when they have their annual two-for-one sale.
Via Buzzfeed.
Well, if that isn't just a lovely Valentine's Day piece of news for Angelina. Her ex Billy Bob Thornton is, according to Vulture, planning "an "ethereal" story about a man on a road trip who picks up a wild woman." The film will be called And then we Drove. (Damn. That would have been such a good name for a Drive sequel).
No word on whether the inhabitants of the car will be wearing vials of each other's blood and get matching tattoos. Or whether the soundtrack will feature Katy Perry's new, cheerful "Bleep You Ex-spouse Song."
But wait, according to The Telegraph, Billy Bob told the press at the Berlin film festival that, "When people split up, people like to make up stories about how they are against each other. Well, this was never true, it never has been and never will be, and I'll love her until the end of my life and she'll love me - as friends." Maybe the movie will be full of wistful longing and creepy references to the since-removed Billy Bob tattoo.
The Daily Mail has a big gallery of increasingly terrifying pictures of Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison re-enacting Lady and the Tramp.
While being interview by MTV about her new movie This Means War, Reese Witherspoon was asked for the first time what she thought of the heinous rumour that Justin Bieber wants to star in a remake of her and Mark Wahlberg's Fear. (Maybe he just likes rollercoasters). This is her answer:
"Oh, really? Fine, great. That'd be cool. Would he be playing me, or is he playing Mark Wahlberg?"
She then ruined a perfect moment of perfect perfection by adding: "Is it like a girl who harasses the family, like a stalker who can't leave him alone? That would be good, right? I mean girls get crazy about him. Yeah, he's very talented."
Sure. Why not? There are few things better to do with one's money. Contact Music has this fascinating story, which will surely send American Idol producers into a How do We Get Ryan Seacrest to Broadcast from Mars? frenzy.
"Simon Cowell wants to launch the winner of Britain's Got Talent into space with Sir Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic organisation. The media mogul is set to return to the panel of his hit U.K. TV talent show later this year alongside several new judges, and he is determined to make the series an out-of-this-world experience for the eventual winner. Cowell reveals business tycoon Branson, whose Virgin company is sponsoring the show, is keen to pay for the champion to join the space mission and perform in zero-gravity. He tells Britain's The Sun, "Richard Branson is the sponsor of the show with Virgin. We are trying to work out a way so that the winner of the show gets to go up in the spacecraft and will be the first person to perform in space. "I'm being serious... I would go on the spaceship myself - you have to have a lot of training. I love the idea that, if they are up for it, then they have the option of performing in front of the whole planet in space. "I think it's great. Of course we have to think about the details, I mean, if you're a juggler then we'll need to make heavier balls. But I will make it happen. If it had been a few years ago Susan Boyle could have been singing Unchained Melody in front of the whole planet. (NOT EXACTLY AS ILLUSTRATED). This is worth tens of millions of pounds, but Richard genuinely is up for doing it. I'm not winding you up, Richard would pay for it. It can't be compulsory for the winner, but it will happen."
Now looks like that surly furnace repairman who has kept you waiting for three hours and acts like it's your fault he's late.
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Malene’s interests and hobbies include Schadenfreude, sci-fi and fantasy (good and bad alike), hilarious hair pieces, age-inappropriate celebrity crushes, messed-up starlets, waiting for the next Star Trek movie, hating Björk, creative profanity, disobedient robots, fake celebrity relationships, post-apocalyptic dread, singing super-villains, baseball, David Beckham (but only when he keeps his mouth shut), vampires and knitting tiny sweaters for her seven cats. That’s not true. Maybe.
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