This so toe-cringingly awful that if you're planning on using your feet this morning you may want to wait and watch it later.
I'm no expert on religion, but isn't is a tad disrespectful to put your deity of choice on the back your leg? Lower leg at that. Shouldn't your imaginary forever-friend be somewhere close to your heart? Or at least on your arm? Or, at a minimum, on the front of your leg. "Christ on a calf" just doesn't seem right. Furthermore, aren't there rules about children getting tattoos? Via ONTD.
I kinda thought they were already but, once again, I'm mistaken.
Us has this: "Life in plastic, it's fantastic! Barbie, the ultimate career gal who loves to dress up, is teaming up with three new likeminded friends: Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian! A source tells the new Us Weekly, on stands Friday, that the reality stars will be immortalized as Barbie's pals in an upcoming limited-edition doll line. "The dolls will reflect the girls' measurements and may even comes in Kardashian-designed outfits," says a source. Kim, 31, appears to already have struck up a friendship with the world's most famous doll. "Merry Christmas Barbs!" she tweeted on Christmas. "I'm sure we'll be seeing lots of each other [in 2012]. Shopping soon!"
And here's a tip for free: Don't Google "mutilated Barbie" or "naked Barbie." And don't ask me how I know that's a bad thing. But do take a look at these pretty great pieces of jewelry by Margaux Lange:
... Well, I suppose she can always grow bangs and perhaps allow her eyebrows to grow out. That will totally cover it. Problem solved. Or she can buy 15-16 new hats and wear them all at once.
The Root has this: "When rap star Drake rhymed the lines, "Tat my name on you girl so I know it's real," he never thought someone would take it literally - especially on her forehead. The Toronto rapper is furious after a photo leaked online of an unidentified devoted fan with his name across her forehead. "I want to meet her and understand what happened," Drake told Los Angeles' Power 106. "That's cool, though, I feel you 100 percent, that to me is absolutely incredible." The man who tattoed her, Kevin Campbell, of Los Angeles' "Will Rise" tattoo parlor said he triple-checked with her to make sure it was what she wanted. "I lost a little sleep over it that first night, wondering if I wanted to be known as the a--hole who tattooed 'DRAKE' on some crackhead's forehead," Campbell told Vice.com. "In the end, she paid me to do this to her, which really means she did this to herself." Drake didn't care for the artist's explanation, saying that he deserves to never tattoo another person in his life. “The guy who tatted is a f---ing a–-hole, though, I will tell you that," he said in the radio interview. "And you should lose your job and should never do tattoos again, and I don't f--- with you. And if I ever see you, I'ma f--- you up."
And Vice has this extended insight from the tattoo artist: "The funny thing is, I didn't know who Drake was, I figured it was her hood or some sh*t, not some goofnugget R&B dude. She was really psyched about it. She had the sh*tty font all picked out on her iPhone ready to go and was pretty adamant about putting it on her forehead. She didn't say a word about what it meant to her, some of the guys at the shop asked her, and she just kinda giggled at them. When I printed up the first image of the lettering, she wanted me to go bigger, so that it went pretty much from each side of her hairline to the other. I thought she shaved her eyebrows for the procedure, so when I put the stencil on the first time, it was right over her (missing) eyebrows, but she had me enlarge it a bit and push it up towards the hairline. But yeah, she acted as if she had planned it out for a while; though I'm not really sure how much extended coherent thought could actually go into getting such a stupid tattoo on your forehead." Also, these timeless words of wisdom: "In my opinion this whole world's going to s--t, and s--t rolls downhill, so I might as well just jump in, hold my breath, and pray to God that there's a nice big soft puddle of diarrhea for me to land in once everything hits the fan." NOW, THOSE ARE WORDS THAT WOULD LOOK FANTASTIC AS A TATTOO.
I, for one, appreciate the subtle humour of the tagline.
Not to blame the victim or anything, but who the frak brings all their travel documents and 10 grand - stuffed in a $5,000 bag - to a party? On a boat? How would that even occur to you? Were you thinking a tall, handsome, mysterious stranger might take you on a romantic trip to Paris with no time to pick up your passport? And that, once there, he'd leave you and laugh and laugh and laugh and you'd have to buy a ticket home again? I cannot imagine one single scenario in which you'd be carrying all that stuff to a party. On a boat. Surrounded by shifty-looking locals.
TMZ has this: "Lindsay Lohan's purse has made it back to its rightful owner safe and sound - passport and everything - but sources tell TMZ, the thief kept one massive jackpot ... $10,000 in cash. TMZ broke the story ... Lindsay's $5,000 Chanel purse was stolen last night from a Hawaii house party - and inside the bag ... her passport, important probation docs, and a boatload of cash. Sources tell us, Lindsay stayed long after police left - driving the entire party into a frenzy for hours looking for the purse - and up until this morning, she had come up empty. But that's when one of her friends eyed a suspicious-looking local, and asked if he knew where the bag was. We're told the local denied everything, but showed up with the bag minutes later ... claiming he found it on the street somewhere."
And this:
"Lindsay Lohan completely wigged after some jackass stole her purse in Hawaii this weekend - telling friends, she was terrified the ordeal would land her in jail ... and TMZ has obtained audio of her expletive-filled freak out ... moments after Lindsay discovered her bag was missing ... she says, "I will f**king kill someone if I even have to get questioned [inaudible] jail for a year." Lindsay was petrified she'd be stranded in Hawaii without her ID - forcing her to miss her court date in L.A. Wednesday morning ... a misstep that could have potentially gotten her probation revoked, and landed her butt behind bars. Lindsay can relax - TMZ broke the story - her passport and court documents permitting travel were eventually returned along with Lindsay's $5,000 Chanel purse. However, she's still short $10,000 cash. On tape Lindsay adds, "My dad will kill me" - interesting considering her on-again-off-again relationship with Michael Lohan ... and his own in-and-out-of-jail (currently, out) status."
If you have small children, I can imagine that one of the chief worries you experience when thinking of their future, is brought on by the horrible knowledge that they will grow up in a world that does not have Larry King in it. Well, worry no more. Larry isn't going anywhere that isn't refrigerated.
People has this piece of good news: "When Larry King dies, he wants to be placed in a state of "suspendered" animation. "I want to be frozen on the hope that they'll find whatever I died of and bring me back," he tells a table of celebrities on CNN Presents: A Larry King Special: Dinner with the Kings, airing Sunday from the former talk show host's dining room. The announcement by the 78-year-old King momentarily stuns his dinner companions who include Russell Brand, Seth MacFarlane, Tyra Banks and Conan O'Brien. "This is big news," O'Brien says. "You would like to be frozen? This is news to me." "It's the only hedging of a bet," answers King."
Malene’s interests and hobbies include Schadenfreude, sci-fi and fantasy (good and bad alike), hilarious hair pieces, age-inappropriate celebrity crushes, messed-up starlets, waiting for the next Star Trek movie, hating Björk, creative profanity, disobedient robots, fake celebrity relationships, post-apocalyptic dread, singing super-villains, baseball, David Beckham (but only when he keeps his mouth shut), vampires and knitting tiny sweaters for her seven cats. That’s not true. Maybe.
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