Never mind the virgin Mary toast. Some woman named Nancy Simoes recently experienced a miracle. According to a post on buzzfeed, Nancy was "frying 3 pieces of salami for breakfast just like she has done for 20 years. But when she flipped the first piece in the skillet, it had the letter “G”, the second- the letter “O”, and the third- the letter “D”.
I don't believe her. I think she spelled DOG or GDO or DGO. Furthermore, that "D" looks like another "O." If there had been one more piece it would have spelled GOOP and been a message from Gwyneth.
And, furthermore, "3 pieces of salami for breakfast just like she has done for 20 years?"
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