The Loved Ones trailer

Oh, prom. Such fun. And with power tools. Nice touch. Also, this particular unbalanced girl seems to be taking a bit of hobbling advice from Annie Wilkes. Women. They get so crazy if they can't have what they want because they aren't pretty. Look out, cute guys. They'll come after you and touch you with their unattractive hands. True story.

Happy 420

I'm sure you're already wearing your stylish 420 outfits and carrying your various 420 accessories and are ready to proclaim to the world, "look at me. I smoke pot. I'm a rebellious rebel." But, just in case you forgot, here are a some wonderful ideas for next year. All, of course, from Etsy.

 

Our favourite talking porcupine humiliated by bunny ears

It's a bunny licker!

There's a slight possibility I may have posted this video before. It's not exactly new. But it's floating around again and if you haven't seen it, you should. And so should your bunny. And, in kinda unrelated - though not entirely - matters: I'm still bleeping upset that they stopped making the dark chocolate mini eggs. I don't eat milk chocolate. It's just too awful and kinda not chocolate at all. But I still like the crunch. Via Neatorama.

This just in: Bonus bunny:

Belated St. Patrick's Day greeting from Teddy the talking porcupine

It had somehow completely managed to escape my attention that Saturday was St. Patrick's Day until I was on my way to watch 21 Jump Street (yes, funny. Yes, Johnny Depp cameo awesome) and noticed people wearing ugly green t-shirts and shouting drunkenly at two in the afternoon. But, Teddy knew all along.

Happy Pi Day

Here are some delicious pies.

Via Instructables, Aeria Games, Neatorama, Tasty Treat.

St. Patrick's Day is almost here

Gah ...

Best leap day response ever. Today

Via The Daily What.

Programming note

So, Monday is Family Day and there will be no blogging. I hope you all have a wonderful Family Weekend. I will, of course, be spending time with my own family. I know that Uncle Vacuum Cleaner and Aunt Oven Cleaner are coming over. If I'm lucky, my cousins Laundry Basket and Bathtub Scrubber will join us as well. It'll be fun. Later on, I'm hoping that we'll see Cousin Dirty Martini and Granny Take-out.

Or maybe I'll just go get a pygmy goat massage. Preferably without the turds.

Hollywood loves you on Valentine's Day

Now I want to take the rest of the day off and watch The Princess Bride and Say Anything.