It may be too late for this year, but it's never too late to start planning for 2013 (the 2012 end of the world is no excuse for slacking). So, check out Instructables to learn how to make your own beef jerky underwear. because nothing says love like, "gnaw on my drawers."
"But," you say, "I'm a vegetarian." Well, how about some lovely 'heart-shaped" rocks from Etsy?
Okay, fine. You're not into rocks or to giving rocks. Do I have the suggestion of a lifetime for you? (Spoiler: No, I really don't). How about some Twilight Wolf Pack Packing Tape? Your sweetie will be amazed and taken aback.
No? Okay, fine. Just go with a card then. (Via Vulture)