... this particular try-out for a Korean talent show would be nothing but ashes.
Sometimes when he isn't busy ... erm ... ministering to lost and lonely young women in need of guidance, Ashton is on that show that Charlie Sheen was on, which is allegedly a comedy of some sort. And now Ashton is worried about the ratings. Radaronline - whose entire staff is employed doing full-time, full-body Ashton duty - has this:
"Ashton Kutcher, still reeling from the fallout of his one night stand with a blonde beauty in a San Diego hotel room, is now also dealing with a drastic ratings drop of his hit CBS show, Two and a Half Men, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. The season premiere of ‘Men’ garnered an astounding 28.7 million viewers, but the episode that aired on Monday night had nearly half that figure, with 15.8 million people tuning in. "Ashton is concerned that the ratings are dropping each week. However, to be fair, the season premiere of Two and a Half Men last year when Charlie Sheen was still on the show, had around 16 million people tuning in," a source close to Kutcher reveals. As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Kutcher is telling friends and associates that he is expecting his wife, Demi Moore, to file for divorce following a humiliating and very public a tryst he had with a woman half his wife's age. “Ashton’s hopeful that the ratings on the show will stabilize, and the show will find it's groove. Even though the show came in third for the first time this season, it was up against Monday Night Football, and Dancing with the Stars. CBS still won the coveted 18-49 demographic, and Two and a Half Men is still the number one comedy on television," the insider tells RadarOnline.com."
The week is almost over. But not before you've enjoyed a special treat. Radaronline has this:
"Teen bride Courtney Stodden and her 51-year-old actor hubby, Doug Hutchison stopped by the offices of RadarOnline.com Thursday for a spellbinding interview. Fielding probing questions from our readers Courtney gave a no-holds-barred sit-down, dishing on her home life with Doug, what she would study if she went to college (Doug’s body!) and her super sexy wedding night. “We went to the Chateau in Hollywood it was so beautiful it was a wonderful experience. I was aroused for 24 hours straight,” Courtney, who was a 16-year-old virgin when she married Doug, candidly confessed of their first night together as man and wife. In an amazing case of unrelated coincidence, I will now be nauseated for at least 24, but, more likely, 48 hours. When asked why she thought people found her and Doug’s union so controversial, Courtney teased: “I think it was because he was 51 and his life is over and I’m just venturing out on mine. I’m here to make the second half of [Doug’s] life a lot better!” The second half? So, he's planning to live to be 102? That's nice. One highlight of the Q & A was Courtney’s response when asked what she would study if she wanted to further her education. "I would go to college and study all of Doug,” she laughed. “All of his body, and all the elements within that. What they do and what they still do. It would be a lot of fun." I believe they offer that course down at The Gold-digging Idiots Academy. At times the 17-year-old sex kitten seemed more like she was posing for Playboy than being interviewed by an entertainment website - pouting provocatively, tossing her abundant blonde mane, and stroking her tanned and toned thighs. And now I have to go scrub my brain with a steel brush. But, when asked what it is about Doug that inspires her, Courtney took no time in getting straight to the point. “He’s cooking for me, cleaning for me, he’s like the wife around the house. He picks up the slack around the house and that’s very inspiring to me, because it gives me more time to sit around and breathe through my mouth" she said. At that point Doug interrupted the interview and insisted that he does NOT wear an apron around the home! And, there’s more to Doug than just his cleaning and bedroom skills! “He’s teaching me acting, thank you. We just did a little acting class two nights ago,” Courtney purred at her beloved. “We have to resume that.”
It's been a while since we've heard anything from Michael Lohan and I, for one, have missed his pearls of infinite wisdom. Fortunately for us, his youngest daughter went and had a bit of something something done to what used to be her face and that has given him a great reason to emerge from his meditation room and talk to radaronline:
"Lindsay Lohan’s little sister Ali, is a brunette beauty with a blossoming modeling career but in these shocking new photos obtained by RadarOnline.com the teenager’s gaunt face is causing alarm in her family. Ali, 17, was snapped in Beverly Hills on Tuesday and her thin frame is a stark contrast to the healthy looking girl she was just five months ago, when photographed in March. “It’s scary to see my daughter looking like this,” her father Michael Lohan exclusively told RadarOnline.com. “Ali was always on the thin side but seeing how much weight she’s lost there appears to be a drastic change that concerns me.” As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Ali has just signed a contract to model with the famous agency NEXT Model Management. “In fashion, Ali will set herself apart as a bona fide icon. One that fashion fans will follow not because of her famous last name, but because of the beautiful images and fashion trends she is helping create,” Alexis Borges, Director, NEXT LA said. Ali has been living with Lindsay this summer, attending concerts, weddings and dinners out, but her father says that he is concerned about his youngest daughter. “This industry has a way of having a harmful affect on one’s health and well being. To see what Lindsay has gone through is one thing, I certainly hope Ali isn’t going through the same thing.”
If, like me, you have trouble staying up late on a school night and therefore often miss Jay Leno's show or you just can't stand Jay Leno and therefore often miss Jay Leno's show, here are some details, from TMZ, about Lindsay Lohan's pretaped segment for Tuesday night. Also: Just wondering why we haven't heard anything from Lindsay's parents since the sentencing? Are they being held hostage somewhere without access to cell phones? Have they caught laryngitis? Have they lost the use of their Twitter hands? Have they been transported through time and space and are now languishing in the middle-ages? There must be some reasonable explanation?
"Jay Leno won the battle for Lindsay Lohan because the actress feels "grateful" for the way he's treated her over the years ... sources connected with the actress tell TMZ. Lohan pre-taped an episode of "The Tonight Show" yesterday ... set to air tonight ... and according to reports, she received a standing ovation when she walked on to the set. Sources connected to Lohan tell us she has been receiving several offers to appear on talk shows since she was sentenced to jail last week ... but chose Leno because, "He has been nothing but good to her and her family over the years ... and has always been protective of her." Of course, Lohan was furious with Letterman earlier this year - when the comic ripped her on his show following a booking fiasco. Video of Lindsay heading to the studio below. During the interview, Lohan talked about her sentence - telling Jay she felt "kind of numb" after the judge threw the book at her. Lohan also talked about the "Gotti" movie - reconfirming that she WILL be playing the role of John Gotti Jr.'s wife."
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