Just in case you woke up in a good mood, feeling happy and upbeat, not thinking about the inevitability of death, there's this:
The Scream from Sebastian Cosor on Vimeo.
Good news. After weeks of boredom it looks like we're slowly dragging ourselves out of the holiday scandal doldrums with the report that Ashton has found a new woman to cheat on. Most interesting fact: She looks a lot like his soon-to-be ex-wife. No problems there.
Us has this: "Ashton Kutcher is flaunting a new woman - and sources say he hooked up with her prior to splitting from wife Demi Moore last month. The actor, 33, spent Christmas in Italy with screenwriter Lorene Scafaria - who, until recently, was dating The OC actor Adam Brody. In exclusive Us Weekly photos, the duo were snapped checking out the sights in Italy, including the famous Leaning Tower of Pisa over the Christmas holiday. During their private sojourn, the couple tooled around in a Porsche Carrera Sports 2011 and holed up at a private pad. During a romantic lunch at Pizzeria Trattoria Toscana in Pisa on Christmas Eve, they "held hands," witness Alex Thorpe tells Us. "They shared spaghetti, and he paid." (Kutcher tweeted about the trip, sharing a photo of himself with Scafaria and his Katalyst business partner, Matt Mazzant: "Roman holiday with homies...have an amazing new year!") Meanwhile Moore, 49, kept a low-profile, spending her holidays with family - including daughter Rumer Willis - in Parrot Cay. "She's doing really well," a source tells Us. "[She's] waiting for all of her stuff to come out in the new year [including] her Lifetime show that she's executive producing." Despite 33-year-old Scafaria's romance with Brody and Kutcher's marriage to Moore, a source says they have been stoking a romance since meeting in February, when Kutcher tried out for a film she wrote. (Steve Carell ended up getting the part for the film Seeking a Friend for the End of the World.)"
It's part of the New York Times Magazine's upcoming cover on "cinematic villainy, inspired by nefarious icons and featuring the best performers from the year in film."
The videos are amazing and you can see them here.
If you have small children, I can imagine that one of the chief worries you experience when thinking of their future, is brought on by the horrible knowledge that they will grow up in a world that does not have Larry King in it. Well, worry no more. Larry isn't going anywhere that isn't refrigerated.
People has this piece of good news: "When Larry King dies, he wants to be placed in a state of "suspendered" animation. "I want to be frozen on the hope that they'll find whatever I died of and bring me back," he tells a table of celebrities on CNN Presents: A Larry King Special: Dinner with the Kings, airing Sunday from the former talk show host's dining room. The announcement by the 78-year-old King momentarily stuns his dinner companions who include Russell Brand, Seth MacFarlane, Tyra Banks and Conan O'Brien. "This is big news," O'Brien says. "You would like to be frozen? This is news to me." "It's the only hedging of a bet," answers King."
The Telegraph has this and I kinda wish they didn't: "Adventurer Mark Moffett has found the world's biggest insect - which is so huge it can eat carrots. The former park ranger discovered the giant weta up a tree and his real life Bugs Bunny has now been declared the largest ever found. He came across the cricket-like creature, which has a wing span of seven inches, after two days of searching on a tiny island. The creepy crawly is only found on Little Barrier Island, in New Zealand. The species was wiped off the mainland by rats accidentally introduced by Europeans."
Via Buzzfeed.
Still haven't decided on the theme for the family Christmas card? Well, look no further. The good folks at the Scottsdale Gun Club are holding Santa Claus hostage have hired a Santa impersonator and for $10 you can have a wonderful picture taken with him. Pictures like this one, where generations show their love for things that can kill, kill and kill some more. Praise Jesus.
Or this one, where grandma is joining grandpa. She wasn't available for the last one because she was busy making cookies and head wounds.
Via Buzzfeed.
The cover of In Touch has what's surely the best quote ever: "She can't hide the crazy." You know how it is. You're successful and capable and all-around fantastic. And then there's the times when you pull out that box of jig-saw puzzle pieces you've collected through your life and eat a few with liver pate and marmalade. Angelina Jolie knows what I'm talking about:
'Though the world may now know her as an angelic — and sane — mother of six, In Touch has learned that, behind closed doors, Angelina Jolie is just as strange as ever. “She tries to hide it, but she has a crazy side to her that’s beyond just being quirky,” an old friend reveals. “In the end, she just can’t hide the crazy.” Though she’s no longer cutting herself the way she used to as a troubled youth, the friend says that Angelina is still fascinated by blood. “When Angelina’s kids get cuts and scrapes, she saves their discarded bandages in a large jar,” the friend reveals to In Touch. “She thinks she’s being edgy and artistic, but to others, she just seems weird.” DON'T JUDGE. THE KIDS WILL APPRECIATE IT WHEN THEY'RE OLDER AND WEIRDER. Also weird is Angelina’s often compulsive behavior. “She locks herself in the basement every day and exercises for hours,” the employee shares, adding that she uses those endless workouts as a way to escape her family. “No one is to bother her during that time.”
Malene’s interests and hobbies include Schadenfreude, sci-fi and fantasy (good and bad alike), hilarious hair pieces, age-inappropriate celebrity crushes, messed-up starlets, waiting for the next Star Trek movie, hating Björk, creative profanity, disobedient robots, fake celebrity relationships, post-apocalyptic dread, singing super-villains, baseball, David Beckham (but only when he keeps his mouth shut), vampires and knitting tiny sweaters for her seven cats. That’s not true. Maybe.
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