Before the weekend, there were four floozies. Now there's apparently nine. I'm no mathematician, but if it continues exponentially (I have no idea what that means) we'll be at 3,282 by the end of the month. Or at maybe 22. Which is a lot as well. I've given up trying to keep them all straight or list them. I'll just randomly post about the ones that look most interesting at any given moment. Also, I think that once this bit of inconvenience has gone away, Tiger needs to write a book on time management. Bestseller! Because, while I often find myself having to chose between doing my laundry and buying milk, he is able to juggle a multitude of mistresses, a family, a super-career, a great enthusiasm for Gatorade, cars and razors as well as 17 layers of complicated deception. Amazing. But, check out Mindy. She's the latest classy flower or womanhood to come forward. To the News Of The World:
"Tiger Woods had an affair with a busty waitress while his model wife was PREGNANT, the News of the World can reveal. Mindy Lawton, who you can see on video below, told how the golf superstar loved frantic sex. "Sometimes I looked like a rag doll after we'd made love," she said. "He really did like it quite rough. "He wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex. He also liked me to talk dirty to him, but hair-pulling was what really turned him on." Mindy said she fell in love with Woods but soon found out he only wanted one thing from her. She said: "I realise now all he wanted me for was sex. The only time he would call was when he wanted it. "Tiger just used me as his sex toy. I thought I meant something to him, but all he cared about was lust. He is a selfish, heartless man." Mindy, 33, becomes the NINTH girl linked with the world's richest sportsman."
Number 6 or 11 or 4 has something to say too From TMZ: "Tiger Woods told one of his alleged mistresses his marriage was a sham - "It's only for publicity" - this, according to her lawyer. We've also learned she has lurid details of the alleged 2-year affair and Tiger's lawyer has already contacted her attorney.Michael O'Quinn tells TMZ his client - O'Quinn asked us not to ID her by name but it's not Jamie Junger - met Tiger Woods at Roxy Nightclub in Orlando, Florida in 2004. Tiger was engaged at the time. The woman -- then a 20-year-old cocktail waitress at the club -- claims she went back to Tiger's and had sex the night they met, and then carried on an affair for the next two years. At a point she says she wanted out of the relationship because Tiger had already married Elin Nordegren. She claims Tiger told her his marriage was for image -- "It's only for publicity," she claims he said. We've learned famed attorney Jay Lavely from Lavely and Singer reached out to O'Quinn this weekend. We've also learned Lavely has had "multiple contacts" with attorneys who represent other women as well."
But back to Number One (Alleged) Mistress "Tiger Woods made the decision to pay off his most recent mistress Rachel Uchitel after a secret phone call where she made it clear to the golfing great that she did not leak the story of their romance, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. As Tiger's serial cheating started to become national headlines after his one-car crash on November 27th, Woods believed that Uchitel posed the biggest problem for him. Tiger and Uchitel had been having an affair for the past five months and the National Enquirer broke the news shortly before his accident. Uchitel vehemently denied the report publicly, even though she was caught in a series of lies and contradictions. Suspicion immediately fell on Uchitel among Tiger's team, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. His lawyers and reps believed she had leaked the story of their affair, sources close to the situation told RadarOnline.com. But in a secret phone call, Uchitel convinced Tiger that she had nothing to do with the publication of the story. "She told Tiger, 'I didn't talk,'" one source with knowledge of the situation told RadarOnline.com exclusively. And Tiger believed her. But Uchitel hired power attorney Gloria Allred and it soon became clear that the party girl was now going to cash in on the situation, either by making a deal with Tiger or talking to the highest bidder. With Allred involved, Tiger knew he could no longer count on Uchitel to remain loyal and he made the decision to pay her. RadarOnline.com reported exclusively that Uchitel is collecting from $1 million to $3 million. And as we were first to report, Uchitel has hundreds of explicit text messages and emails from Tiger, communications that leave no doubt about the sexual nature of their relationship."
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