This is the best story ever. At least until we see the covers of this week's other tabloids. According to the tiny, pocket-sized spies that OK! has living inside all the Pitt-Jolie mansions, we now know that all the plans for the 100 per cent real wedding have been scrapped. And it's because Maddox asked who Jennifer is. Obviously, Angie and Brad's plans to keep their children completely insulated from the outside world until they reach the age of 25 did not work. On the upside, now Brad can cut off his greasy hair, seeing as he won't be needing to put any flowers in it.
"After more than six years and six children together, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had finally decided to get married — but then disaster struck, threatening to put the wedding permanently on hold. It began innocently, when Maddox came across an article about Jennifer Aniston. Curious, the couple's eldest son, 10, asked his dad who she was — and Brad told him. "Brad didn't realize that Angie was home, and so he basically just told Maddox the truth: that Jennifer was a woman he loved very much and was once married to," says the source. "But that's when Angelina walked in." TABLOIDS AND SOAP OPERAS ARE REALLY BIG ON SOMEONE WALKING IN ON SOMEONE ELSE'S CONVERSATION. IT ALWAYS LEADS TO DISASTER. NO ONE EVER WALKS IN ON SOMEONE COMPOSING A POEM ABOUT THEM OR ORDERING THEM ROSES OR PUTTING A BOW ON A PUPPY. The actress, 36, was livid with Brad, 48, for a number of reasons. "Brad thought he had taken all necessary precautions and never suspected the kids would learn about his past by coming across a story about Jennifer," says the insider."
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