Tour the Republican National Convention souvenir shop
How does a $30 "Government didn't build my business. I DID" t-shirt sound to you? How about a $6 "America's Comeback Team" slap bracelet?
Even though slap bracelets were last spotted in the wild around 1996 [EDIT: apparently they are cool-ish again] both of these timeless collector's items are available at the convention's souvenir shop. Curiously, the supposedly business-savvy Republicans declined to put price tags on most of the items, leaving would-be buyers confused until they stumbled upon a price sign.
Here's just some of what's available:
BUMPER STICKERS!
DISCRIMINATORY PARKING SIGNS!
T-SHIRTS MOCKING BARACK OBAMA'S "YOU DIDN'T BUILD THAT" COMMENT!
OTHER T-SHIRTS MOCKING BARACK OBAMA'S "YOU DIDN'T BUILD THAT" COMMENT!
SLAP BRACELETS!
Comments