The many faces of Diego Maradona: Argentina vs. Mexico, June 27, 2010
Score five goals! No, six!
My soul is on the line here, okay?
Would you risk the Maradona Mask of Death? Me neither.
Lionel Messi defers to the Hand of God.
Okay, sorry about that Hand of God thing. Please don't dirty my suit with that ball.
Leave me alone or you're going to have to answer to my coach.
Er, push harder? Ease off? And what's with the two watches?
Argentina midfielder Angel Di Maria is either getting a bullet to the back of the head later or eternal salvation.
Lionel Messi, on the other hand, is just getting annoyed with all the "You're like a son to me" stuff.
Thank you God, for guiding us to victory. (Dark Lord, stick around ... we haven't played Brazil yet.)
You think my Hand of God is good? Wait until you see my Foot of Wrath.