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Score five goals! No, six!
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My soul is on the line here, okay?
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Would you risk the Maradona Mask of Death? Me neither.
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Lionel Messi defers to the Hand of God.
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Okay, sorry about that Hand of God thing. Please don't dirty my suit with that ball.
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Leave me alone or you're going to have to answer to my coach.

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Er, push harder? Ease off? And what's with the two watches?
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Argentina midfielder Angel Di Maria is either getting a bullet to the back of the head later or eternal salvation.
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Lionel Messi, on the other hand, is just getting annoyed with all the "You're like a son to me" stuff.
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Thank you God, for guiding us to victory. (Dark Lord, stick around ... we haven't played Brazil yet.)
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You think my Hand of God is good? Wait until you see my Foot of Wrath.