(Courtesy MichaelMalice.com)
Well, it was only a matter of time.
Now, North Korea’s late, great “Dear Leader,” Kim Jong-il
shall have his life immortalized in an, “as dictated to” autobiography penned
by self-proclaimed ghost writer to the stars, Michael Malice.
The writer, fresh off the plane with a suitcase full of
propaganda he personally spirited out of Pyongyang, says he’s ready to write
the unauthorized tome, Dear Reader, just
“the way the Dear Leader would have wanted it.”
An “unauthorized autobiography” you say?
What’s that?
“People, please,” pleads Malice, “this is Kim Jong-il –
nothing is impossible.”
Malice promises he’ll sort fact from fiction in his research
of the famous man who, until his death in Dec. 2011, rattled the West repeatedly
with threats to use nuclear weapons.
Kim Jong-il, “may not have invented the hamburger,” Malice
offers authoritatively – debunking a claim the Dear Leader made in July 2004. But
he did invent a lot of other stuff, like operas and calendars.
And for Malice, he remains “the ultimate celebrity ghost.”
True, Malice never had a single sit down with Kim, the way
Malice has with other subjects like music star Brett Michaels and footballer
Matt Hughes. But he feels he can rely – in the main – on bedrock North Korean
propaganda like Kim Jong Il: Lodestar of
the 21st Century and a dozen other definitive works.
Just how he’ll work in Pyongyang
Ostrich Ranch – which Malice promises to do – he hasn’t revealed.
And what better way to fund a book about a man of the masses,
he says, than by the masses themselves?
Malice launched his fund raising efforts on Kickstarter.com
this week, already amassing more than 100 supporters, while simultaneously
mounting an email campaign aimed at influential Western journalists (ahem!) with
the wily opener, “Greetings, fellow imperialist!”
Make no mistake though, Malice has a track record for
success.
Concierge Confidential,
which he co-authored with Manhattan concierge Michael Fazio, won a strong
following in the U.S.
Could Dear Reader be a similarly explosive success?
Oh – let’s not go there.
Bill
Schiller has
held bureau postings for the Toronto Star in Johannesburg, Berlin,
London and Beijing. He is a NNA and Amnesty International Award
winner, and a Harvard Nieman Fellow from the class of '06. Follow him
on Twitter @wschiller
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